don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
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Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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