I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
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after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The power of my boobs compel you
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