She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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