Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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