My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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