i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have aggressive nipples.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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