Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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