Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize