It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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