I accidentally burped into my bong.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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