He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
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I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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