Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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