I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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