whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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