But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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