Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
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I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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