Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
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I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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