hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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