I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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