I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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