I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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