Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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