I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
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I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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