RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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