so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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