girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
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