So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
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My vagina just recognized that song.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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