I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
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he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
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he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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