So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
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Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
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