If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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