He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
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Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
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Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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