i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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