At least make sure they are 18
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I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
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