dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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