Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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