yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
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I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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