Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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