She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
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I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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