After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
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I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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