Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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