do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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