Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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