i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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