i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
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Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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