i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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