One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Randomize