Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Randomize