brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
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