Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize