When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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